The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...