Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...