A mouse sandwich!
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Quick Thinking!
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major...
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A suitable transplant
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5 Good Reasons Not To…
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Man’s Intention
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Butter and Blonde
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A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...