Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...