Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...