Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Blonde Joke plus…
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...