Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!