I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...