A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...