Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Addicted to Internet Porn
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Because they’re wrigleys!
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Kids at the Wedding
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
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Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...