Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
A businessman boards a flight…
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...