Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...