Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.