How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Application rejections
|Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for your...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...