A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...