Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...