Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
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“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...