Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...