There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...