Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Is there a way to thank you?
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|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
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What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
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Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...