You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
A Blonde In Flight School
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As...