Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...