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yo mamma so fat
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A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
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A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Split Personality
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Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...