If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Real advertisements 06
Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.