Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...