An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...