The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....