Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...