Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...