What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
The Splatted Toad
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A Guide to Love and Sex for Virgins
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This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
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Working in the garden
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
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Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Confucius Say
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