Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.