10 Reasons Not To Jog
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I often feel guilty
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Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...