Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...