A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
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The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Want to go into space?
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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...