Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...