From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...