How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...