File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
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Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
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your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Grape and Elephant
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Why Birds Fly South
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If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
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If Dear Abby Was A Man…
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