Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Avoiding Wrong Career Riddle
How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?They never get a job!
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...