Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...