What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...