Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
The new father!
A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....