I only ordered a double
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Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...