The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!