What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...