When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...