We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Why was the female blonde confused…
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...