The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
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Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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