Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...