Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....