Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.