Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...